Here is a joke of the day (or Monday, or Valentines Day).
German colleague asked sweetly "What did u do on da weekend?:)"
I said "Oh I tried ta pick up cooking..."
Suddenly her eyes enlarged two times, looking shocked. She hurried to my side and whispered "You can't say it here!" (she thought she was whispering but it was quite loud.. and with heavy German accent)
I was clueless, "UH?!"
Two sec later, another German guy next to us bursted out laughing. And we both looked at him, with twenty question marks above our heads, seeking for an outsider's explanation.
Guess what? Turned out she thought I said "COCAINE"
Yeaaa, righttttttt -___-!!! LOL
However, I adore how she said "you can't say it here" instead of "Shit! I can't believe you" (i.e. we can talk about this after work) Not like I'd need extra help to get me high, but this girl is gonna rock!!! I like! <3
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